Desert Island Dream

Birthday present from the boyfriend! :) #necklace #treeoflife

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:47:33 -0400

Birthday present from the boyfriend! :) #necklace #treeoflife

The world seriously upsets me some times...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:58:30 -0400

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy (removal of the breasts) due to the fact she had over an 80% chance of developing breast cancer. Breast cancer runs in her family, and she has lost people to the terrible cancer.

And instead of talking about how brave she is, people on the internet are saying “what a waste of banging boobies” and “what a sad day for tit fans.”

Angelina underwent a very difficult decision for the sake of her health and for the fact that SHE WANTED TO BE AROUND TO SEE HER KIDS GROW UP.

*sigh*

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Sun, 12 May 2013 22:44:32 -0400

itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:44:04 -0400

itsmelisss:

so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline

and thankfully there was a picture along with this story

thefuckshitmagnet: humbledivachronicles: mr—mosby: stay at...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:38:13 -0400

thefuckshitmagnet:

humbledivachronicles:

mr—mosby:

stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)

Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!

hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:31:28 -0400

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

Bride Wars of The Devil Wears Prada?

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:36:55 -0400

p0ppin-tags: unimpressedcats: you gon eat that? imma eat it...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:33:14 -0400

p0ppin-tags:

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that?

imma eat it anyway

omg

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:27:25 -0400

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

yasboogie: Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:24:12 -0400

yasboogie:

Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that taste like cucumbers with a tinge of lime

They’re native to Mexico and Central America. They also go by the following names: mouse melon, Mexican sour gherkin, Mexican miniature watermelon and Mexican sour cucumber. [homegrown-revolution.co.uk]

You can buy the seeds here: $2.50 for 25-35 seeds. [rareseeds.com] Read more.

[@buzzfeeddiy h/t @HaywoodZhablome]

nnnnnnnnnnno:

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:38:38 -0400

nnnnnnnnnnno:

slightlyindigo: I just came across this gif while laughing with...

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:00:01 -0400

slightlyindigo:

I just came across this gif while laughing with my housemate about how ridiculous anime boobs are…

seemakapoor: “This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:57:36 -0400

seemakapoor:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”

How wonderful :)

So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:55:20 -0400

Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 00:50:50 -0400

kyliesparks27: emilythebravee: I will only be reblogging...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:44:42 -0400

kyliesparks27:

emilythebravee:

I will only be reblogging things from Merida’s coronation today because they are all literally perfect.

MERIDAAAAA

warulv: pixelnuggets: j4ya: MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:38:38 -0400

warulv:

pixelnuggets:

j4ya:

MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET

she is the future

SNACK JACKET

SNACKET

pixiesizedprincess: Ahhhhhh! I can’t believe they had an Elinor...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:32:31 -0400

pixiesizedprincess:

Ahhhhhh! I can’t believe they had an Elinor face character for this!

Writings for Winter: will you still love me when i'm suicidal?

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:29:16 -0400

Writings for Winter: will you still love me when i'm suicidal?:

writingsforwinter:

The first time I stood at the edge of a building

with the intent to jump off, he threw a blood orange

over the edge and forced me to watch it explode

into colorful pulpy innards on the pavement below,

until I no longer felt the desire to hear my own heart

make the same dull splat. See, after…

rainydayaccount: 3x18 // 6x08

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:20:23 -0400

rainydayaccount:

3x18 // 6x08