My boyfriend says no to tipsy yoga...
I am tipsy.
Me: my tummy says grrrr.
Brian: my penis says splort.
Brian: What sounds do penises make?
Me: I LOVE YOU!
Brian: You spend more time with him head-level than I ever have.
batmansymbol: my roommate is such a light sleeper that even the sound of typing wakes her up. GUYS HOLD ME i will be spending a lot of time out here in the hallway this year Tell her to buy ear plugs… It’s your room too and it isn’t fair.
Anonymous asked: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! :D
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Anonymous asked: what's the dirtiest/kinkiest thing you've done?
Sex Tip: Cover your boyfriend's penis in chocolate...
wwonderful: IKMN LAUGINFN sO FCVKIUING HRAD OIHJ MUY GDO
wavvvvves: anxiety/depression: making you feel like you’ve accomplished something by simply leaving the house.
queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU