May 2013
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My boyfriend gave me one of the worst hickey's...
And now I have work. My work shirt covers it, that’s not an issue.
But it still HURTS so badly. Ugh.
It’s on my collarbone. So whenever I move my arm there is pain. Which is not helpful when you work with 3-5 year olds. =/
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The name of the Doctor...
is the only episode I have ever seen where I actually liked River.
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:
violettesilence:
jesuislegrandefromage:
montypythonandtheholyblog:
hotdamnope:
kangiku:
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
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TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
toomuchhairtocare:
askboxmemes:
In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.
Posting for the reactions
seriously. Do it.
Just got my first ever tick bite.
Damn boyfriend, living in the woods.
somethingaboutgaret:
homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
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The world seriously upsets me some times...
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy (removal of the breasts) due to the fact she had over an 80% chance of developing breast cancer. Breast cancer runs in her family, and she has lost people to the terrible cancer. And instead of talking about how brave she is, people on the internet are saying “what a waste of banging boobies” and “what a sad day for tit fans.”...
itsmelisss:
so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Bride Wars of The Devil Wears Prada?
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
So I tried to make polite conversation with our...
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
Writings for Winter: will you still love me when... →
writingsforwinter:
The first time I stood at the edge of a building
with the intent to jump off, he threw a blood orange
over the edge and forced me to watch it explode
into colorful pulpy innards on the pavement below,
until I no longer felt the desire to hear my own heart
make the same dull splat. See, after…
