Conversations with the Boyfriend
Brian: I know you won’t kill me, you freaked out after killing a fly.
Me: DON’T BRING THAT UP! I KEEP HEARING BUZZING EVERYWHERE. IT’S LIKE POE’S FUCKING TELL-TALE HEART!
TARDIS full of tea
You couldn’t be more British if you tried
Lookit lookit lookit what Jen got me!
IT’S A TARDIS!
WITH TEA ON THE INSIDE!
TWININGS TEA!
*geeks out*
The sweetest thing is that the TARDIS she bought separately then had the mind to go buy tea for me (in blue bags, naturally). <3This is actually the coolest thing ever! Can I have one?
IF YOU STOP PLAYING HORRIBLE ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF MODERN TOP 40 HITS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY I HAVE IN THE WORLD.
IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME.
PLEASE.
I want a puppy.
How I torture my coworkers
me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
me: They don't have a clue
Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
did you try scraping the burnt parts off
this looks like a freakin neopets item
slice of shadow pizza
“This old pink house is situated at the old dunes, a few hundred meters from the west coast, a very windy place were there isn’t much that can grow. So the tree can only grow where it has shelter. It has looked this way always.” - Marianne Kjølner
